so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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