I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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