I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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