when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
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figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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