I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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