Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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