HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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