She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
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It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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