I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
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I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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