I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
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she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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