I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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