We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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