OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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