just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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