Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
What a dumb baby whore.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
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