I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
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He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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