He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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