Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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