PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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