why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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