We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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