We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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