hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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