Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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