oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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