so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Come share oat with me in your robe
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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