I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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