I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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