she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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