My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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