I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
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When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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