No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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