We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
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She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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