Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
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so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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