I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i just google imaged poop.
operation harelip BJ is a go
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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