Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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