he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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