whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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