just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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