How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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