i will never coherently bang her
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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