What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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