it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I have aggressive nipples.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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