I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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