Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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