oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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