I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
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I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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