We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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