Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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