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Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
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U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
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Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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