I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
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He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
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You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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