READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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