You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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