If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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