M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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