belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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