I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
