So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
It was confusing and full of hummus
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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